bad jokes are bad

here's a pretty cool rap for the physicists, the large hadron rap. i'm sure uncle random will like it.

and for the biochemists, i heard this pretty awesome pick up line:

'hey baby, if i were an enzyme, i would be helicase. because i'd totally unzip your genes.'

get it? oh man, that's so hillarious.

on a related topic of pick up lines, here's some from the local radio station ad:

'hey girl, are you a summons ticket? because you've got fine written all over you'.
'i don't think you should be allowed on your flight. because you're the bomb'.

there's a few more that i can't remember, but i'll be sure to add them to the list when i hear the ad again.