things i learned getting older

lactose tolerance is a finite resource - eat all the dairy before you can't.
dogs really are the best bois.
anything can be a poem. just make it free verse, like this one.
motivation is easy to find, but hard to keep.
chocolate was sent by the gods, but humans polluted it with sugar.
definitions of 'interesting' vary wildly - you may not find that particularly interesting.
finally learned an important thing about women people: i haven't.